So the Classic reached its 20th year and off we all went to Portugal with two things in mind – get pissed and play some golf. We are indebted to the official tour photographers for recording the events.
The Golf
Well there was a golf competition, it took place over four days and at four different courses. Each player could drop one score and their other three counted.
The Lads – please note Jean Shinerock is an honorary bloke!
| Hcp | Vilamoura | Vila Sol | Benamor | Quinta | Best 3 | Position | |
| Mike Acheson | 7 | 40 | 36 | 29 | 35 | 111 | 1 |
| Alan Cavell | 22 | 40 | 35 | 35 | 30 | 110 | 2 |
| Graham Perkins | 16 | 37 | 31 | 34 | 38 | 109 | 3 |
| Roy Rose | 13 | 37 | 29 | 34 | 37 | 108 | 4 |
| John French | 10 | 37 | 27 | 36 | 31 | 104 | 5= |
| Paul Wickman | 7 | 32 | 33 | 39 | 26 | 104 | 5= |
| David Watson | 16 | 29 | 32 | 34 | 35 | 101 | 7 |
| Alan Greenhalgh | 5 | 40 | 34 | 24 | 26 | 100 | 8= |
| Jeremy Waud | 5 | 37 | 26 | 30 | 33 | 100 | 8= |
| Jean Shinerock | 22 | 29 | 30 | 34 | 35 | 99 | 10 |
| Roger Holden | 18 | 31 | 31 | 33 | 31 | 95 | 11 |
| Howard Gooden | 26 | 23 | 29 | 36 | 27 | 92 | 12 |
| Duncan Mc Willie | 24 | 36 | 22 | 25 | 28 | 89 | 13 |
| Steve Waud | 18 | 30 | 21 | 34 | 24 | 88 | 14 |
| Adrian Goldsmith | 11 | 38 | 22 | 26 | 23 | 87 | 15= |
| Steve Sapsford | 10 | 30 | 26 | 29 | 28 | 87 | 15= |
| Maurice Shinerock | 18 | 22 | 23 | 30 | 30 | 83 | 17 |
| Steve Wright | 22 | 31 | 23 | 26 | 24 | 81 | 18 |
| Ben Gordon | 24 | 27 | 17 | 26 | 25 | 78 | 19= |
| Jeremy Williamson | 24 | 22 | 30 | 22 | 26 | 78 | 19= |
| Michael Dick | 28 | 17 | 22 | 31 | 22 | 75 | 21 |
| Paul Shinerock | 26 | 19 | 15 | 21 | 20 | 60 | 22 |
| Andrew Coutts | 24 | 16 | 18 | 15 | 49 | 23 |
The Pussies
| Hcp | Vilamoura | Vila Sol | Benamor | Quinta | Best 3 | Position | |
| Caroline Greenhalgh | 18 | N/A | |||||
| Jane Gooden | 35 | N/A | |||||
| Kate McWilliam | 29 | N/A | |||||
| Adele Acheson | 24 | 25 | 26 | 27 | 78 | N/A |
The Evidence
The Golf
Day 1: Vilamoura
Day 2: Vila Sol
Day 3: Benamor
Day 4: Quinta Do Lago (South)
The Drinking
Day 1: Waudo’s Gaff
Day 2: Rocha da Gralheria
Day 3: Fonta da Pedra
Day 4: O Ceu de Palhaguera