| Fred Mack |
£20 |
Paid |
Not buying yourself (and winning), Not signing your card, Excessive nose - Trying to organise a fight in the Kitchen and not booking in on Sky Pay for view 'Simmo' Wrestling |
| Paul Simpson |
£15 |
Paid |
'Simmo Wrestling' without a nappy in the kitchen and attending the prize giving with a tear in your eye |
| Mike O Conner |
£15 |
Paid |
Ohh Matron - Impersonating Des O Conner and peddling your own range of ROSE wines during the evening - also being in possession of rude swing thoughts (Vaseline etc!) |
| Howard Gooden |
£20 |
Paid |
Forgetting to do the fines - being far too thin and failing to get to the tee on time AM and PM - also fucking the fines two years in a row!! Official Child Beater |
| Jeremy Waud |
£15 |
Paid |
Having too high an expectation of the fines chairman - failing to laugh (At all) at the 'Jerry Can' call .... Official Child Beater |
| Steven Sapsford |
£20 |
Paid |
Making amorous advances to the fines chairman and Des O Connor - dissembling information about putting problems - In essence - Liar liar, your pants are on fire!!! |
| Alan Cavell |
£20 |
Paid |
For winning his own trophy yet again in the afternoon - and beating your son - (Selfish Child beater) |
| Haas Williamson |
£10 |
Paid |
Refusing morning Kummel whilst extracting money from punters in spurious manner - Knowing full well that the winner wasnt even bought!! |
| Steve Waud |
£10 |
Paid |
Looking far too pink and pleased with yourself throughout the evening and failing to win the family trophy for the 29th time..... |
| Will Goodliffe |
£5 |
Unpaid |
Failing to attend the party and prize giving - providing weak excuses and driving the ball far too far - generally not in play either.......... |
| Ian Hemming |
£10 |
Unpaid |
failing to attend the party and prize giving at Waud Towers.......... |
| Alex Gregory |
£10 |
Paid |
Failing to look adequately like Desmond TU Tu, but having the loudest trousers in the south of England |
| Simon Ford |
£20 |
Paid |
For being so drunk that even his new found caddy couldn't stand up - failing to participate in the fines session as pre booked and generally being a useless fat Kaffir...... |
| Dan Burstow |
£20 |
Paid |
For having sex on your mind too much of the day and not sharing your blond friend (Tessa the Temptress) with all the other boys |
| Graham Williams |
£20 |
Paid |
Failing to control your partner and arranging a conference call at an inconvenient time.......... |
| Roy Rose |
£10 |
Paid |
Wearing a Goatee beard without clearance from the RSPCA - leave the goats alone - they can shag themselves........... |
| Robert Scull |
£10 |
Paid |
Failing to fall asleep on the loo as usual and displaying aggressive behaviors with green fee payers and gaffer tape in the same day - also where is Waudo' s string? |
| Charles Waud |
£10 |
Paid |
3 putting from 3 feet and dancing with yourself in the party tent - sado! |
| James Gooden |
£5 |
Paid |
Taking 5 to get past the ladies tee on the 2nd - eventually.. |
| Jeremy Lee |
£20 |
Unpaid |
Failing to bring your wife to the party - confessing to Duck fetish voyeurism in conversation with the senior fines chairman........... Being in possession of chavy shorts x 2 and Spiv Trilby |
| Graeme Love |
£10 |
Paid |
Failing to make it to waud towers - preferring instead to go milking 'Cowes' |
| James Gunning |
£10 |
Unpaid |
Failing to win the scratch prize - and spilling too much wine over lunch and failing to get to waud Towers for prize giving.... |
| Richard Lewis |
£15 |
Paid |
Being a general Knob and over efficient use of Yarders as a head on sighting line!!! |
| Steve Wright |
£15 |
Paid |
Dangling around like a useless tosser - displaying uncanny child beating skills!! |
| Doc Watson |
£10 |
Paid |
Wallowing around all day trying to avoid the senior fines chairman |
| Gary Yardley |
£20 |
Paid |
Deliberately interfering with nobby's ball and attending the evening session with an egg on your head without committee approval - also failing to control your wife in the wine fridge! |
| James Cavell |
£5 |
Paid |
Trying to imitate Atkins and copy catting with red clothes |
| John French |
£15 |
Paid |
Being English with a Frog Surname |
| Malcolm Rae |
£15 |
Paid |
Delusions of Kiwi greatness and choking |
| Nigel Guthrie |
£10 |
Paid |
Waking Wife up early on a false promise |
| Graham Atkins |
£15 |
Paid |
Losing control of Caddy cart and sporting Redder complexion than afternoon Shirt |
| Harry Gooden |
£5 |
Paid |
Failing to drive the ditch on the 18th and touching up Kaffirs caddy |
| Myles Waud |
£5 |
Paid |
Quality of golf similar to East Surrey Sewage treatment works |
| Tim Gooden |
£5 |
Paid |
So Fat his Blazer fits the Senior Fines Chairman |
| Paul Shinerock |
£20 |
Unpaid |
Gloating for winning nearest the pin and getting far to good |
| Jamie Wright |
£5 |
Paid |
Allowing Father to win and masquerading as Spider man |
| Lesley Grant |
£10 |
Paid |
Not Granted permission to enter Jerry Can's wine cellar |
| Adrian Goldsmith |
£20 |
Unpaid |
Irresponsible use of the car alarm and lack of battery - no show at Waud Towers |
